My child is quite precocious and she comes up with some wild ideas at times.
I almost hate to see what is going to happen when she gets older.
My wife and I will both be grey before the people I was with and I even turn forty. Last week, I had to punish her for trying to put the dog in the washing machine. She said she was dirty from all the dust the Heating and Air Conditioning specialist made when he cleaned the gas furnace. She wanted to deliver him a fantastic tumble like mommy did with the laundry. This week, she must have been enjoying the Heating and Air Conditioning tech when he cleaned the air vents. She told me that the moderate air was blowing easily fantastic now. She liked how the moderate air ballooned her shirt out when she stood over the air vent. I never thought this would deliver her any ideas other than to do it more often. I came lake house from work to find her patiently standing by the air vent in the bedroom. I asked what she was doing and she simply said that she was waiting. I asked what she was waiting for me and she said I would see. When my child was quiet; there was trouble brewing. I sat down and asked if there was something I could help her with? She told me that the air vent blew her shirt up and she wondered if it would also blow a bubble. I panicked and ran over to the air vent. She had sited bubble gum over some of the air vent fins, in hopes of having the air vent blow a bubble.