I live in a large RV with my dog Bongo.
We have no fixed address, we just go where the winds take us, so to speak.
Listen to the tale I have to tell about me and Bongo, because I guarantee you won’t hear another one quite like it. You see, I haven’t paid income taxes in over a decade. If the IRS catches me I will be in hot water, no doubt, but that danger is what makes my life so much fun. I don’t have a bank account or any credit cards, everything Bongo and I do is strictly with cash money. Whenever funds run low I always look around for some freelance HVAC gigs, which are never very hard to find. I have my HVAC certification in good standing, and I also keep up with the trade magazines so I know the newest technological innovations. When an HVAC contractor hires a freelancer they will pay cash, and over the years I have assembled a long list of friendly contractors. When it comes to residential service calls and HVAC inspections, the contractors handle it themselves. But when they need a major ductwork removal, or an industrial air conditioning replacement, they will often use freelance workers. I get paid in cash, so it’s not official, and this saves the HVAC contractors a boatload of money, while keeping me financially solvent. I don’t need a lot of money, just enough for gas and dog food, so I only need to pick up freelance HVAC work once or twice a month. It’s a great life!