I live in a substantial RV with our pet Bongo.
The two of us have no fixed address, we just go where the winds take us, so to speak.
Listen to the tale I have to tell about myself and others and Bongo, because I guarantee you won’t hear another 1 quite appreciate it. You see, I haven’t paid income taxes in over a decade. If the IRS catches myself and others I will be in warm water, no doubt, but that danger is what makes our life so much fun. I don’t have a bank account or any debit cards, everything Bongo and I do is strictly with currency currency. Whenever funds run low I always look around for some freelance Heating and Air Conditioning gigs, which are never truly hard to find. I have our Heating and Air Conditioning certification in wonderful standing, and I also keep up with the trade magazines so I assume the newest technological innovations. When an Heating and Air Conditioning business hires a freelancer they will spend money currency, and over the years I have assembled a long list of friendly dealers. When it comes to residential maintenance calls and Heating and Air Conditioning inspections, the dealers handle it themselves. But when they need a major air duct removal, or an industrial a/c substitutement, they will often use freelance workers. I get paid in currency, so it’s not official, and this saves the Heating and Air Conditioning dealers a boatload of currency, while keeping myself and others financially solvent. I don’t need a lot of currency, just enough for gas and pet food, so I only need to pick up freelance Heating and Air Conditioning labor once or twice a week. It’s a wonderful life!